Valentines Day greeting From the Cat

Dear Crazy cat lady,

I just wanted to wish you a HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!

Thanks for always being there for me and attending to my every whim.

For providing me with premium top of the range pet food (to which I turn my nose up at)

For allowing me to roam around the house, at my leisure. Which includes, on occasion letting me inspect the shower. God knows, why would I want to go in there. I HATE water!

For letting me get into bed with you on those cold winter nights. Please realise it was never my intention to smother you with my thick bushy tail.

For understanding my need to express my myself at 3am in the morning, by playing the venetian blinds. Arrrr what a melodious sound that is.

For forgiving me for that time I shredded your hand with my razor sharp kitty claws. Life would be so much easier if you would stop brushing me.

Hope you have a purrfect VALENTINES DAY

Love from the CAT